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Front
Row
Darryl
Newport
Richard
Nicoll
Simon
Prior
Dave
Clark
James
Cooke
TC
Martin
Dunn
Dave
Raynor
Truck
Becs
Mascall
Jenny
Kenway
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2nd
Row
James
Crouch
Paul
Gerard
Alexandra
Nicoll
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Back
Row
Nigel
Archer
Mark
Dudley
Hans
Glover
Kidder
Elliot
Zagger
Dave
Morris
Penny
Griffiths
Mary
Shaw
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Scrum
Half
Rob
Foster
Kev
Thomsit
Mark
Aldis
Helene
Mays
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Fly
Half
Dominic
Fenton
Duncan
Bradford
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Centres
Tim
Redwood
Owen
Lawrence
Simon
Moon
Naomi
Fox
Briony
Podevin
Kerrie
Moss
Nicola
Lopez
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Wingers
Ross
Wilson
Gordon
Ash
Mal
Davies
Lee
Moore
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Full
Back
Tristan
Barrett
Paul
Welch
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Debbie
White
Davina Smillie
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| Name |
James
Crouch |
| Nickname |
Crouchy
(imaginative, huh?) |
| Position |
2nd
row (too slow/clumsy/handsome to play anywhere else |
| Date
of birth |
14-07-68 |
| Height |
6'4" |
| Weight |
None
of your business (the scales 'lied' when they said 19 stone |
| Year
joined at club |
2000 |
| Previous
clubs |
Couch-huggers
Anonymous (ie no rugby or sport to mention) |
| Best
Rugby moment |
Getting
picked to play 1's for the first time (well, maybe that counts
as the scariest, too), getting a photo taken of me holding the
World Cup at Newlands in South Africa. Oh, and getting 'Player
of the Year' award a couple of years back….must have been
a pretty poor year |
| Worst
Rugby moment |
Can't
think of any, really….getting injured & not playing? |
| Rugby
ambition |
To
play at least one senior game at Chelmsford with both my sons,
one in second row with me, one in the back row - only 6 years
to wait! |
| Describe
yourself |
Lucky.
Hopefully a nice guy? (how sad is that?) |
| Occupation |
Very
boring, to do with packaging & pharmaceuticals |
| Favourite
alcoholic beverage: |
Guinness
& whiskey. Okay, okay, just about any rocket fuel I can
get my hands on (retsina, raki, rum, grappa, poteen |
| Other
sports |
Yeah,
right |
| Contact
(email/tel) |
Mobile
07919 164210 email james.crouch@sanofi-aventis.com |
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| Name |
Mal
Davies |
| Nickname |
Sir |
| Position |
Back
three, although have packed down as second row with a lid for
a Floodlite game. |
| Date
of birth |
official
07.09.59. Unofficial 07.09.79 |
| Height |
6ft
1inch. |
| Weight |
14
stone |
| Year
joined at club |
1995 |
| Previous
clubs |
Penygraig,
Oxford Brookes, Oxford Marathons, St Catherines College Oxford,
Thurrock |
| Best
Rugby moment |
TC
telling me I was a good second row |
| Worst
Rugby moment |
TC
telling me I was a good second row |
| Rugby
ambition |
Stay
fit enough to play in the same team as Mal Jnr |
| Describe
yourself |
Bernard
Laport with a welsh accent |
| Occupation |
Assistant
Head of a Sec. School. |
| Favourite
alcoholic beverage: |
Pint
of the black stuff.
The Edradour Malt Whiskey |
| Other
sports |
Cricket,
Tennis, Football, Cycling, Gardening, 18th Centuary Romantic
Poetry, jumping up 3 stairs in single stride, TV remote control
juggling. |
| Contact
(email/tel) |
daviesmal11@hotmail.com |
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| Name |
Dominic
Fenton |
| Nickname |
Nickname:
Fentos |
| Position |
Fly
Half or utility back |
| Date
of birth |
24.05.76 |
| Height |
5ft
11 |
| Weight |
Too
much at present |
| Year
joined at club |
1981 |
| Previous
clubs |
None |
| Best
Rugby moment |
Winning
league or hopefully essex cup on 21st march |
| Worst
Rugby moment |
Relegation
or injury |
| Rugby
ambition |
Professional
Coach |
| Describe
yourself |
quality |
| Occupation |
Full
time rugby coach |
| Favourite
alcoholic beverage: |
Lager
followed by shots |
| Other
sports |
Cricket,golf,snooker
|
| Contact
(email/tel) |
domfenton@yahoo.co.uk |
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| Name |
Darryl
Newport |
| Nickname |
Menthol
(for the dyslexic)/Dad/Grandad, all the old man expletives |
| Position |
Front
Row and No 10 |
| Date
of birth |
25/04/63 |
| Height |
6.0ft |
| Weight |
17st
08lbs |
| Year
joined at club |
2003 |
| Previous
clubs |
Ilford
Wanderers, Barking, Marlborough, Pontypridd |
| Best
Rugby moment |
England
Winning World Cup/Acting Captain Chelmsford 1st Team |
| Worst
Rugby moment |
Snapping
My Arm playing for Barking |
| Rugby
ambition |
Play
until I am 75 |
| Describe
yourself |
Placid,
Quiet, I'm a lover not a fighter. Fatherly figure? Slim, Good
looking |
| Occupation |
Senior
Research lecturer |
| Favourite
alcoholic beverage: |
There
can only be one - Guinness (or anything else alcoholic) |
| Other
sports |
Squash,
Skiing |
| Contact
(email/tel) |
d.j.newport@uel.ac.uk
0208-223-2508 |
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| Name |
Gordon
Ash |
| Nickname |
'
G ' |
| Position |
Wing
/Full back /Outside Centre |
| Date
of birth |
21.07.1966 |
| Height |
6
ft 4'' |
| Weight |
15st
ish |
| Year
joined at club |
1975 |
| Previous
clubs |
2nd
Royal Tank Regt, Swanage and Wareham, Bovington Bisons |
| Best
Rugby moment |
Beating
1 Para in the Army Cup |
| Worst
Rugby moment |
Being
called by Mad Dog!!!! |
| Rugby
ambition |
To
play on the same team as my sons |
| Describe
yourself |
Too
much to mention. A bit older ,greyer and slower than I was |
| Occupation |
Sales
Manager, Sports Hospitality |
| Favourite
alcoholic beverage: |
Anything
with Alcohol in |
| Other
sports |
Skiing,
Swimming ' Body Building |
| Contact
(email/tel) |
Gordon@nationalsportingclub.co.uk
/ 07747 635591 |
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| Name |
Lee
Moore |
| Nickname |
Wendy,
Hot Stuff, Too much too late, eva ard head butt |
| Position |
Winger
, outside centre …………..all over the park
(CARRYING WATER - ED) |
| Date
of birth |
18-09-1978 |
| Height |
6"
1 |
| Weight |
14st
|
| Year
joined at club |
1995 |
| Previous
clubs |
None
was a footballer and a good one to |
| Best
Rugby moment |
Making
the kit look good |
| Worst
Rugby moment |
Getting
dirt under my finger nail |
| Rugby
ambition |
To
be the best but looking hot at the same time (CATCHING A PASS
- ED) |
| Describe
yourself |
Hot
Biatch …………..(fat thin man) |
| Occupation |
Print
manager |
| Favourite
alcoholic beverage: |
Babycham
with a cherry |
| Other
sports |
Kiss
chase, netball and croquet |
| Contact
(email/tel) |
Moorecr8tive@btconnect.com |
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of birth |
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| Weight |
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joined at club |
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| Best
Rugby moment |
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| Worst
Rugby moment |
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| Rugby
ambition |
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| Describe
yourself |
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| Occupation |
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| Favourite
alcoholic beverage: |
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sports |
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| Contact
(email/tel) |
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| Nickname |
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| Position |
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| Date
of birth |
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| Height |
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| Weight |
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| Year
joined at club |
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| Previous
clubs |
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| Best
Rugby moment |
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| Worst
Rugby moment |
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| Rugby
ambition |
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| Describe
yourself |
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| Occupation |
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| Favourite
alcoholic beverage: |
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sports |
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| Contact
(email/tel) |
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| Name |
Nigel
Archer |
| Nickname |
Macca |
| Position |
Flanker |
| Date
of birth |
29:10:1984 |
| Height |
6'1" |
| Weight |
16st |
| Year
joined at club |
2003 |
| Previous
clubs |
Beckenham
RFC |
| Best
Rugby moment |
Winning
the Essex Cup |
| Worst
Rugby moment |
Nope
there all erased |
| Rugby
ambition |
To
keep out of the front row |
| Describe
yourself |
No
longer thin |
| Occupation |
Carpenter |
| Favourite
alcoholic beverage: |
Pernod/Magners |
| Other
sports |
Cricket |
| Contact
(email/tel) |
theboyhimself21@hotmail.com.....07910
181727 |
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| Name |
Paul
Gerard |
| Nickname |
PG,
PeeG, Papa Walton |
| Position |
Formerly
Wing, Recently Lock, Latterly Idle |
| Date
of birth |
5/5/69, a fine vintage |
| Height |
Never
mind the height, feel the quality |
| Weight |
A
mere lightweight. |
| Year
joined at club |
1984 |
| Previous
clubs |
None,
I was a late starter |
| Best
Rugby moment |
Each
time I touch the ball down over the line. |
| Worst
Rugby moment |
Each
time they touch the ball down over our line. |
| Rugby
ambition |
To
continue playing without significant traumatic changes to my
anatomy. |
| Describe
yourself |
The
problem with describing yourself is that you either come across
as a conceited twat, or a boring fart. And of course by putting
this, I'm a boring twat |
| Occupation |
Part-time
software engineer, part-time foster home deputy-manager |
| Favourite
alcoholic beverage: |
Vodka |
| Other
sports |
Motorcycling,
power kiting. |
| Contact
(email/tel) |
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| Name |
Richard
Nicoll |
| Nickname |
Tricky
Dickie |
| Position |
Front
Row |
| Date
of birth |
8/7/1965 |
| Height |
5'10 |
| Weight |
14st12lb
before a curry |
| Year
joined at club |
1998 |
| Previous
clubs |
Billericay |
| Best
Rugby moment |
Coaching
Chelmsford kids at Twickenham |
| Worst
Rugby moment |
None
that I remember |
| Rugby
ambition |
Watching
any of my current u13 squad make their 1xv debut |
| Describe
yourself |
A
Prop Idol |
| Occupation |
Graphic
Designer and part time |
| Favourite
alcoholic beverage: |
Scrumpy
|
| Other
sports |
Jolly
Hockey Sticks |
| Contact
(email/tel) |
Richard@andersonuk.co.uk |
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| Name |
Ross
Wilson |
| Nickname |
Sammy
/ Irish / Boobier - but only by some |
| Position |
Wing |
| Date
of birth |
05/03/1979 |
| Height |
183cm |
| Weight |
81Kg |
| Year
joined at club |
2002 |
| Previous
clubs |
Boroughmuir,
Heriot Watt |
| Best
Rugby moment |
Being
at Twickenham, 6 nations, seeing Ireland beat England (6th March
2004) the day after my 25th birthday, and then hearing that
Chelmsford got into the final of the Essex Cup. Not a bad weekend |
| Worst
Rugby moment |
Having
to play league games when Ireland are on the TV, because England
have the later kick off!!!! |
| Rugby
ambition |
To
get picked every Saturday (and catch the ball) |
| Describe
yourself |
Tall,
dark, handsome…..Not clever but big! |
| Occupation |
Site
Manager |
| Favourite
alcoholic beverage: |
Booze |
| Other
sports |
Golf,
football. In fact just about anything involving a ball |
| Contact
(email/tel) |
ross_peaco@hotmail.com
/ Ask the birds in Chelmsford!! |
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| Name |
Kev
Thomsit |
| Nickname |
Yet
to be assigned |
| Position |
Scrum
half/Utility back |
| Date
of birth |
18/04/79 |
| Height |
5'10" |
| Weight |
12stone |
| Year
joined at club |
2003 |
| Previous
clubs |
Shirley
Wanderers RFC, Stevenage Town RFC |
| Best
Rugby moment |
Voted
"Player of the Season 99/00" for University rugby
team |
| Worst
Rugby moment |
Missing
the Uni Cup Final in 2000 |
| Rugby
ambition |
To
play against some of the rugby greats |
| Describe
yourself |
Over
paid, over sexed and over here! |
| Occupation |
Commercial
Officer |
| Favourite
alcoholic beverage: |
Stella
Artois |
| Other
sports |
Basketball,
climbing, golf |
| Contact
(email/tel) |
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| Name |
Hans
Glover |
| Nickname |
Tubs |
| Position |
Back
Row |
| Date
of birth |
6th
December 1973 |
| Height |
72
inches |
| Weight |
Good
girth |
| Year
joined at club |
1999 |
| Previous
clubs |
Swaffham |
| Best
Rugby moment |
Canada
Tour '99 |
| Worst
Rugby moment |
Being
knocked unconscious and talking non stop to Dancy for 80 minutes |
| Rugby
ambition |
to
play rugby again after a cruciate ligament reconstruction |
| Describe
yourself |
Intellectual
with no morals |
| Occupation |
Project
Manager |
| Favourite
alcoholic beverage: |
Nothing
gets close to drinking Sambuca while chewing on a couple of
coffee beans - my favourite |
| Other
sports |
Drinking
port while trying to hit a golf ball |
| Contact
(email/tel) |
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| Name |
James
Cooke |
| Nickname |
Jim,
Cookie-the norm, nothing interesting!!!!!!!!! |
| Position |
Hooker |
| Date
of birth |
24/3/82 |
| Height |
6ft |
| Weight |
14.5st |
| Year
joined at club |
1st
time '93 left '97. 2nd time 2004 |
| Previous
clubs |
None |
| Best
Rugby moment |
Playing
for eastern counties five time and scoring each occasion!!! |
| Worst
Rugby moment |
Trying
to kick the ball out of play and only just avoiding it going
backwards |
| Rugby
ambition |
Top
scorer next season, or perhaps just the one will do |
| Describe
yourself |
David
Brent cross with Brad Pitt I suppose if I have to be honest!!!
|
| Occupation |
Accountant
(unfortunately) |
| Favourite
alcoholic beverage: |
Bucks
Fizz or a pint of shandy top, as if. |
| Other
sports |
Bird
watching, train spotting, thumb wars, the usual pub games. |
| Contact
(email/tel) |
Jimcooke70@hotmail.com |
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| Name |
Dave
Clark |
| Nickname |
Donut |
| Position |
Front
Row (Currently supporter through injury) |
| Date
of birth |
More
recent than you think |
| Height |
6
foot |
| Weight |
Fat |
| Year
joined at club |
1996 |
| Previous
clubs |
None |
| Best
Rugby moment |
Prague |
| Worst
Rugby moment |
Selecting
Stig to play 4th team |
| Rugby
ambition |
To
keep my shoulder in one piece |
| Describe
yourself |
Dull |
| Occupation |
Dull |
| Favourite
alcoholic beverage: |
Beer |
| Other
sports |
Does
pool count as a sport? |
| Contact
(email/tel) |
07796
840289 |
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Rugby moment |
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Rugby moment |
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| Rugby
ambition |
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| Describe
yourself |
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| Occupation |
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alcoholic beverage: |
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sports |
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| Contact
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of birth |
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clubs |
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Rugby moment |
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Rugby moment |
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| Rugby
ambition |
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| Describe
yourself |
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| Occupation |
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alcoholic beverage: |
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sports |
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| Name |
Simon
Prior |
| Nickname |
N/A |
| Position |
Prop/
Hooker |
| Date
of birth |
24/12/75 |
| Height |
6Ft |
| Weight |
14.05
St |
| Year
joined at club |
1987 |
| Previous
clubs |
Colchester
rfc |
| Best
Rugby moment |
Winning
the league and getting promoted rep Eastern Counties |
| Worst
Rugby moment |
Getting
relegated the year after promotion |
| Rugby
ambition |
To
play in the same side as my two brothers |
| Describe
yourself |
Injury
prone |
| Occupation |
Shift
Commander B.P oil Refinery |
| Favourite
alcoholic beverage: |
Stella
Artois |
| Other
sports |
Golf,
football |
| Contact
(email/tel) |
simon@prior4510.fsnet.co.uk/
priorsr@bp.com |
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| Name |
Tim
Redwood |
| Nickname |
Redders |
| Position |
Centre |
| Date
of birth |
02/11/1973 |
| Height |
5'8'' |
| Weight |
83kg |
| Year
joined at club |
2000 |
| Previous
clubs |
Leeds,
Gloucester, Old Patesians |
| Best
Rugby moment |
First
school tours |
| Worst
Rugby moment |
Rupturing
Achilles Tendon |
| Rugby
ambition |
Go
and the support the Lions on tour |
| Describe
yourself |
Laid
Back |
| Occupation |
PE
Teacher |
| Favo | |
