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Name	James Crouch
Nickname	Crouchy (imaginative, huh?)
Position	2nd row (too slow/clumsy/handsome to play anywhere else
Date of birth	14-07-68
Height	6'4"
Weight	None of your business (the scales 'lied' when they said 19 stone
Year joined at club	2000
Previous clubs	Couch-huggers Anonymous (ie no rugby or sport to mention)
Best Rugby moment	Getting picked to play 1's for the first time (well, maybe that counts as the scariest, too), getting a photo taken of me holding the World Cup at Newlands in South Africa. Oh, and getting 'Player of the Year' award a couple of years back….must have been a pretty poor year
Worst Rugby moment	Can't think of any, really….getting injured & not playing?
Rugby ambition	To play at least one senior game at Chelmsford with both my sons, one in second row with me, one in the back row - only 6 years to wait!
Describe yourself	Lucky. Hopefully a nice guy? (how sad is that?)
Occupation	Very boring, to do with packaging & pharmaceuticals
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Guinness & whiskey. Okay, okay, just about any rocket fuel I can get my hands on (retsina, raki, rum, grappa, poteen
Other sports	Yeah, right
Contact (email/tel)	Mobile 07919 164210 email james.crouch@sanofi-aventis.com

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Name	Mal Davies
Nickname	Sir
Position	Back three, although have packed down as second row with a lid for a Floodlite game.
Date of birth	official 07.09.59. Unofficial 07.09.79
Height	6ft 1inch.
Weight	14 stone
Year joined at club	1995
Previous clubs	Penygraig, Oxford Brookes, Oxford Marathons, St Catherines College Oxford, Thurrock
Best Rugby moment	TC telling me I was a good second row
Worst Rugby moment	TC telling me I was a good second row
Rugby ambition	Stay fit enough to play in the same team as Mal Jnr
Describe yourself	Bernard Laport with a welsh accent
Occupation	Assistant Head of a Sec. School.
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Pint of the black stuff. The Edradour Malt Whiskey
Other sports	Cricket, Tennis, Football, Cycling, Gardening, 18th Centuary Romantic Poetry, jumping up 3 stairs in single stride, TV remote control juggling.
Contact (email/tel)	daviesmal11@hotmail.com

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Name	Dominic Fenton
Nickname	Nickname: Fentos
Position	Fly Half or utility back
Date of birth	24.05.76
Height	5ft 11
Weight	Too much at present
Year joined at club	1981
Previous clubs	None
Best Rugby moment	Winning league or hopefully essex cup on 21st march
Worst Rugby moment	Relegation or injury
Rugby ambition	Professional Coach
Describe yourself	quality
Occupation	Full time rugby coach
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Lager followed by shots
Other sports	Cricket,golf,snooker
Contact (email/tel)	domfenton@yahoo.co.uk

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Name	Darryl Newport
Nickname	Menthol (for the dyslexic)/Dad/Grandad, all the old man expletives
Position	Front Row and No 10
Date of birth	25/04/63
Height	6.0ft
Weight	17st 08lbs
Year joined at club	2003
Previous clubs	Ilford Wanderers, Barking, Marlborough, Pontypridd
Best Rugby moment	England Winning World Cup/Acting Captain Chelmsford 1st Team
Worst Rugby moment	Snapping My Arm playing for Barking
Rugby ambition	Play until I am 75
Describe yourself	Placid, Quiet, I'm a lover not a fighter. Fatherly figure? Slim, Good looking
Occupation	Senior Research lecturer
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	There can only be one - Guinness (or anything else alcoholic)
Other sports	Squash, Skiing
Contact (email/tel)	d.j.newport@uel.ac.uk 0208-223-2508

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Name	Gordon Ash
Nickname	' G '
Position	Wing /Full back /Outside Centre
Date of birth	21.07.1966
Height	6 ft 4''
Weight	15st ish
Year joined at club	1975
Previous clubs	2nd Royal Tank Regt, Swanage and Wareham, Bovington Bisons
Best Rugby moment	Beating 1 Para in the Army Cup
Worst Rugby moment	Being called by Mad Dog!!!!
Rugby ambition	To play on the same team as my sons
Describe yourself	Too much to mention. A bit older ,greyer and slower than I was
Occupation	Sales Manager, Sports Hospitality
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Anything with Alcohol in
Other sports	Skiing, Swimming ' Body Building
Contact (email/tel)	Gordon@nationalsportingclub.co.uk / 07747 635591

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Name	Lee Moore
Nickname	Wendy, Hot Stuff, Too much too late, eva ard head butt
Position	Winger , outside centre …………..all over the park (CARRYING WATER - ED)
Date of birth	18-09-1978
Height	6" 1
Weight	14st
Year joined at club	1995
Previous clubs	None was a footballer and a good one to
Best Rugby moment	Making the kit look good
Worst Rugby moment	Getting dirt under my finger nail
Rugby ambition	To be the best but looking hot at the same time (CATCHING A PASS - ED)
Describe yourself	Hot Biatch …………..(fat thin man)
Occupation	Print manager
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Babycham with a cherry
Other sports	Kiss chase, netball and croquet
Contact (email/tel)	Moorecr8tive@btconnect.com

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Name	Nigel Archer
Nickname	Macca
Position	Flanker
Date of birth	29:10:1984
Height	6'1"
Weight	16st
Year joined at club	2003
Previous clubs	Beckenham RFC
Best Rugby moment	Winning the Essex Cup
Worst Rugby moment	Nope there all erased
Rugby ambition	To keep out of the front row
Describe yourself	No longer thin
Occupation	Carpenter
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Pernod/Magners
Other sports	Cricket
Contact (email/tel)	theboyhimself21@hotmail.com.....07910 181727

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Name	Paul Gerard
Nickname	PG, PeeG, Papa Walton
Position	Formerly Wing, Recently Lock, Latterly Idle
Date of birth	5/5/69, a fine vintage
Height	Never mind the height, feel the quality
Weight	A mere lightweight.
Year joined at club	1984
Previous clubs	None, I was a late starter
Best Rugby moment	Each time I touch the ball down over the line.
Worst Rugby moment	Each time they touch the ball down over our line.
Rugby ambition	To continue playing without significant traumatic changes to my anatomy.
Describe yourself	The problem with describing yourself is that you either come across as a conceited twat, or a boring fart. And of course by putting this, I'm a boring twat
Occupation	Part-time software engineer, part-time foster home deputy-manager
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Vodka
Other sports	Motorcycling, power kiting.
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Name	Richard Nicoll
Nickname	Tricky Dickie
Position	Front Row
Date of birth	8/7/1965
Height	5'10
Weight	14st12lb before a curry
Year joined at club	1998
Previous clubs	Billericay
Best Rugby moment	Coaching Chelmsford kids at Twickenham
Worst Rugby moment	None that I remember
Rugby ambition	Watching any of my current u13 squad make their 1xv debut
Describe yourself	A Prop Idol
Occupation	Graphic Designer and part time
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Scrumpy
Other sports	Jolly Hockey Sticks
Contact (email/tel)	Richard@andersonuk.co.uk

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Name	Ross Wilson
Nickname	Sammy / Irish / Boobier - but only by some
Position	Wing
Date of birth	05/03/1979
Height	183cm
Weight	81Kg
Year joined at club	2002
Previous clubs	Boroughmuir, Heriot Watt
Best Rugby moment	Being at Twickenham, 6 nations, seeing Ireland beat England (6th March 2004) the day after my 25th birthday, and then hearing that Chelmsford got into the final of the Essex Cup. Not a bad weekend
Worst Rugby moment	Having to play league games when Ireland are on the TV, because England have the later kick off!!!!
Rugby ambition	To get picked every Saturday (and catch the ball)
Describe yourself	Tall, dark, handsome…..Not clever but big!
Occupation	Site Manager
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Booze
Other sports	Golf, football. In fact just about anything involving a ball
Contact (email/tel)	ross_peaco@hotmail.com / Ask the birds in Chelmsford!!

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Name	Kev Thomsit
Nickname	Yet to be assigned
Position	Scrum half/Utility back
Date of birth	18/04/79
Height	5'10"
Weight	12stone
Year joined at club	2003
Previous clubs	Shirley Wanderers RFC, Stevenage Town RFC
Best Rugby moment	Voted "Player of the Season 99/00" for University rugby team
Worst Rugby moment	Missing the Uni Cup Final in 2000
Rugby ambition	To play against some of the rugby greats
Describe yourself	Over paid, over sexed and over here!
Occupation	Commercial Officer
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Stella Artois
Other sports	Basketball, climbing, golf
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Name	Hans Glover
Nickname	Tubs
Position	Back Row
Date of birth	6th December 1973
Height	72 inches
Weight	Good girth
Year joined at club	1999
Previous clubs	Swaffham
Best Rugby moment	Canada Tour '99
Worst Rugby moment	Being knocked unconscious and talking non stop to Dancy for 80 minutes
Rugby ambition	to play rugby again after a cruciate ligament reconstruction
Describe yourself	Intellectual with no morals
Occupation	Project Manager
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Nothing gets close to drinking Sambuca while chewing on a couple of coffee beans - my favourite
Other sports	Drinking port while trying to hit a golf ball
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Name	James Cooke
Nickname	Jim, Cookie-the norm, nothing interesting!!!!!!!!!
Position	Hooker
Date of birth	24/3/82
Height	6ft
Weight	14.5st
Year joined at club	1st time '93 left '97. 2nd time 2004
Previous clubs	None
Best Rugby moment	Playing for eastern counties five time and scoring each occasion!!!
Worst Rugby moment	Trying to kick the ball out of play and only just avoiding it going backwards
Rugby ambition	Top scorer next season, or perhaps just the one will do
Describe yourself	David Brent cross with Brad Pitt I suppose if I have to be honest!!!
Occupation	Accountant (unfortunately)
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Bucks Fizz or a pint of shandy top, as if.
Other sports	Bird watching, train spotting, thumb wars, the usual pub games.
Contact (email/tel)	Jimcooke70@hotmail.com

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Name	Dave Clark
Nickname	Donut
Position	Front Row (Currently supporter through injury)
Date of birth	More recent than you think
Height	6 foot
Weight	Fat
Year joined at club	1996
Previous clubs	None
Best Rugby moment	Prague
Worst Rugby moment	Selecting Stig to play 4th team
Rugby ambition	To keep my shoulder in one piece
Describe yourself	Dull
Occupation	Dull
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Beer
Other sports	Does pool count as a sport?
Contact (email/tel)	07796 840289

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Name	Simon Prior
Nickname	N/A
Position	Prop/ Hooker
Date of birth	24/12/75
Height	6Ft
Weight	14.05 St
Year joined at club	1987
Previous clubs	Colchester rfc
Best Rugby moment	Winning the league and getting promoted rep Eastern Counties
Worst Rugby moment	Getting relegated the year after promotion
Rugby ambition	To play in the same side as my two brothers
Describe yourself	Injury prone
Occupation	Shift Commander B.P oil Refinery
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Stella Artois
Other sports	Golf, football
Contact (email/tel)	simon@prior4510.fsnet.co.uk/ priorsr@bp.com

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Name	Tim Redwood
Nickname	Redders
Position	Centre
Date of birth	02/11/1973
Height	5'8''
Weight	83kg
Year joined at club	2000
Previous clubs	Leeds, Gloucester, Old Patesians
Best Rugby moment	First school tours
Worst Rugby moment	Rupturing Achilles Tendon
Rugby ambition	Go and the support the Lions on tour
Describe yourself	Laid Back
Occupation	PE Teacher
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Guinness
Other sports	Awesome at just about everything
Contact (email/tel)	tim_redwood@hotmail.com

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Name	Duncan Bradford
Nickname	Duncs/Sniffer
Position	Fly half
Date of birth	26.07.77
Height	6 foot
Weight	Not enough
Year joined at club	2001
Previous clubs	Old Brodleians
Best Rugby moment	Scoring the winning try to get my first piece of silverware in an under 10's tournament.
Worst Rugby moment	Thinking I'd scored again in the same tournament only to learn I had just 'scored' on the 5 metre line.
Rugby ambition	At the moment to get fit and back playing.
Describe yourself	Youthful model good looks, loaded…..tells lies.
Occupation	Dull science stuff
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Bitter, served with a proper head on it - not like you southern shandy drinkers serve it.
Other sports	Cycling, Golf, Cricket.
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Name	Mark Dudley
Nickname	Duds
Position	Back row
Date of birth	02/02/75
Height	6ft
Weight	14st
Year joined at club	1989
Previous clubs
Best Rugby moment	Being in the squad that won the Essex cup 2004
Worst Rugby moment	Waking up the morning after winning the Essex cup
Rugby ambition	To help take Chelmsford RFC to great heights
Describe yourself
Occupation	Air conditioning engineer
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Jack Daniels
Other sports	Boxing, badminton
Contact (email/tel)	rugbcrazee@aol

Name	Rob Foster
Nickname	Fozzie
Position	Scrum half/Fly half
Date of birth	09.09.77
Height	5'11"
Weight	14st
Year joined at club	2000
Previous clubs	Brentwood, Huddersfield
Best Rugby moment	Scoring an injury time penalty against Ipswich. The ball bounced off the cross bar and went over to win the game.
Worst Rugby moment	Being subbed off with hypothermia against Stortford.
Rugby ambition	Always get the better of my opposite man.
Describe yourself	Mild mannered with some funky moves.
Occupation	Police officer
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Red Bull and Vodka to excess
Other sports	All
Contact (email/tel)	999

Name	Kulvinder Singh Cheema
Nickname	Kidder
Position	Flanker
Date of birth	23/8/65
Height	5'8"
Weight	74kg
Year joined at club	1990
Previous clubs	College of St Paul and St Mary, Cheltenham
Best Rugby moment	Player of the Year 2000/01
Worst Rugby moment	Losing 73-3 to Barking in a Semi-final
Rugby ambition	Become even more handsome.
Describe yourself	Big nose, big mouth and annoying.
Occupation	Teacher
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Orange juice lemonade (THAT'S NEARLY AS FUNNY AS YOUR RUGBY AMBITION - ED)
Other sports	Football, basketball, annoying the first team and winding them up its so easy!
Contact (email/tel)	kiddercheema@hotmail.com / 01245 344607

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Name	TC
Nickname	TC
Position	Front Row
Date of birth	31/05/65, (yes birthday out of season)
Height	6ft
Weight	16st 8lbs
Year joined at club	1993
Previous clubs	Redbridge, Eton Manor, Maldon, Bash Street Rugby Club
Best Rugby moment	Touring !
Worst Rugby moment	The Brussels incident, few know, many ask! (Passen 1994) / or the fire extinguisher and lift problem with Manor, Holland 1990
Rugby ambition	Not to witness the above ever again / or drop a goal / or live to see Thompson hit a line out.
Describe yourself	Sincere, with just a hint of sarcasm…summed up… I have simple tastes…….I only like the best.
Occupation	Part time consultant / full time philanderer and raconteur
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Not fussed, any that maketh the ugly look pretty, or the boring interesting, or the quiet noisy.
Other sports	Three day event Polo, and mud wrestling
Contact (email/tel)	Tc340@msn.com 07718587099

Name	Tristan Barrett
Nickname	* this field could not be completed on grounds of obscenity!!! No seriously don't really have one, school mates called me Dog, Doggy or to quote the full name Dog of War
Position	Full Back (previously centre (previously fly half (previously hooker - but I was too good looking for that) ) )
Date of birth	25/11/1981
Height	5' 9"
Weight	12 ½ stones
Year joined at club	Oooh, about 1995
Previous clubs	Brentwood, London Broncos
Best Rugby moment	I've had many since I was 6 years old but I'd like to think it hasn't happened. Live the dream eh?!
Worst Rugby moment	My knee injury in Feb 2004
Rugby ambition	I always wanted to play for England or play in front of a big crowd,
Describe yourself	Up for a laugh, up for a drink, up for a s**g?
Occupation	Sales Executive, at Fairfield Mini/BMW
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Guinness, fosters and complex, yet very random intoxication inspired concoctions.
Other sports	Played a bit of football, turned down trials with a well known London club to pursue county rugby
Contact (email/tel)	tristanbarrett@hotmail.com

Name	Martin Dunn
Nickname	Dunny
Position	Tight Head Prop
Date of birth	09/12/68
Height	5'10''
Weight	17/1/2 +
Year joined at club	1995
Previous clubs	Harwich & Dovercourt, Sraptoft Mentors
Best Rugby moment	Not sleeping on tour
Worst Rugby moment	Playing loose head
Rugby ambition	Keep on playing until the body falls apart
Describe yourself	Fat
Occupation	IT Manager
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Guinness, wine and port
Other sports	Beach Volley Ball
Contact (email/tel)	content@chelmsfordrugby.com

Name	Dave Raynor
Nickname	Big Dave
Position	Prop
Date of birth	6/5/83
Height	6ft
Weight	20st+
Year joined at club	2003
Previous clubs	Barking
Best Rugby moment	Winning Essex Cup
Worst Rugby moment	None, loved every minute
Rugby ambition	To play and enjoy it for as long as I can
Describe yourself	Very friendly except Saturday afternoons
Occupation	Electrician
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	BEER
Other sports	Fishing
Contact (email/tel)	DAVEnSHAZ04@aol.com

Name	Elliott Zagger
Nickname	Rube
Position	No 6 or 8
Date of birth	10/09/70
Height	5'11''
Weight	15 1/2 st
Year joined at club	1993
Previous clubs	CHINGFORD COLTS, SARACENS U21's, THURROCK, ESSEX POLICE, BILLERICAY, CITY POLICE
Best Rugby moment	WINNING 1ST TEAM PLAYER OF THE YEAR 2002/2003
Worst Rugby moment	LOOSING TWO COLTS CUP FINALS ON THE TROT
Rugby ambition	TO KEEP PLAYING FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE AND STAY INJURY FREE
Describe yourself	CHARMING, GOOD LOOKING, LIAR
Occupation	COPPER
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	ALL
Other sports	FOOTBALL, TENNIS
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Name	Owen Lawrence
Nickname	Cheese
Position	Centre, Wing, Full back
Date of birth	04/02/82
Height	6ft
Weight	14stn
Year joined at club	1996
Previous clubs	London Broncos RLFC, South England Schools RLFC, West Cliff
Best Rugby moment	Playing at Wembley against South Africa schools RLFC before Great Britain
Worst Rugby moment	Losing my contract at London due to an injury ridden year
Rugby ambition	To avoid injury and enjoy every game
Describe yourself	Charmer!
Occupation	Barristers Clerk
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Mojito
Other sports	All
Contact (email/tel)	olawrence@4pumpcourt.com

Name	Trevor Parfitt
Nickname	Truck
Position	Prop, though often to be found on the wing
Date of birth	26/03/68
Height	6ft
Weight	Very large number
Year joined at club	1990/1 ish
Previous clubs	None
Best Rugby moment	Any try I have scored
Worst Rugby moment	Losing
Rugby ambition	Play rugby with my 3 sons , about 13 years to wait
Describe yourself	Good singer , a little overweight
Occupation	I.T sysadmin
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Real ale , nearly everything else alcoholic
Other sports	Golf
Contact (email/tel)	Trevor.parfitt@glencore.co.uk

Name	Mark Stewart Aldis
Nickname
Position	Scum Half
Date of birth	22nd September 1958
Height	5 ft 7 inches
Weight	11 stone
Year joined at club	Children joined in 2002
Previous clubs	Maldon Rugby Club
Best Rugby moment	Not played enough to have one.
Worst Rugby moment	Not played enough to have one.
Rugby ambition	To help 3rds win a few matches
Describe yourself	Sexy Hunk of a male.
Occupation	Architect
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Real Ale in vast quantities
Other sports	Football, Cricket, Running 10k events
Contact (email/tel)	Mark.aldis6@virgin.net

Name	Simon Moon
Nickname	Moony, Moon Cat, Moon Child, Moon Beam, Oi fatty
Position	Centre (or anywhere that does'nt involve the front five)
Date of birth	11-03-74
Height	6ft 1
Weight	18ish stone
Year joined at club	1995
Previous clubs	Chelmsford through and through.
Best Rugby moment	Getting picked
Worst Rugby moment	Dislocating and fracturing my shoulder whilst playing for the 1st team in a friendly against Colchester.
Rugby ambition	Play the best rugby i can,Or until my joints say other wise
Describe yourself	L-O-U-D
Occupation	Security
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Anything that makes all women look gorgeous,and improves my dancing skills (not that it needs any)
Other sports	Cricket, Ice Hockey, Squash
Contact (email/tel)	moony12@tiscali.co.uk

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Name	Debra Wright
Nickname	Debs
Position	U8 Coach
Date of birth	9th Feb
Height	5ft 6in
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Year joined at club	1998
Previous clubs	England Universities, Essex, Billericay, Leyton (ALL NETBALL!)
Best Rugby moment	Ash and Oli getting U8 most improved player award
Worst Rugby moment	Oli punching Colchester lad and Ash running onto pitch to sort out Colchester lad!
Rugby ambition	U8s winning Essex festival (for starters!)
Describe yourself	Sporty academic
Occupation	Scientist (honestly!)
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Wine
Other sports	Netball (all ball sports oh and shuttle-cocks)
Contact (email/tel)	DebbieLillington@hotmail.com

Name	David Morris
Nickname	Fragile/Morris/DM….so many
Position	Coach/Back Row
Date of birth	22/02/78
Height	5ft 11"
Weight	88kg
Year joined at club	1999
Previous clubs	Burnham, Melbourne Powerhouse
Best Rugby moment	At Telstra Stadium when England won the world cup
Worst Rugby moment	Too many hence my nickname Fragile
Rugby ambition	To complete a full season coaching and playing
Describe yourself	Lovely
Occupation	Sales Manager
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Red Wine, Guinness, Whiskey, Long Island Ice Tea
Other sports	Golf, Diving, Football Kabbadi
Contact (email/tel)	(Email/Tel): 666 ;o)

Name	Naomi Fox
Nickname	Nim
Position	13 - Outside Centre
Date of birth	27/07/82
Height	5ft 3"
Weight	Some questions you just don't ask
Year joined at club	2006
Previous clubs
Best Rugby moment	Catching the ball
Worst Rugby moment
Rugby ambition	To be good at it!
Describe yourself	(Tired) Not loud enough bit of a wiener.
Occupation	Web Designer
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Cider
Other sports	Running, Cycling.
Contact (email/tel)	nim@naomifox.com

Name	Penny Griffiths
Nickname	Haven't got one yet!
Position	Back row/hooker
Date of birth	26th July many years ago…….
Height	Some although not a lot
Weight	A lot when I wish it was some
Year joined at club	2007
Previous clubs	Harlow Ladies, Romford Ladies
Best Rugby moment	Tackling a girl at Lakenham Hewitt and sending her flying, the best tackle of the entire game
Worst Rugby moment	Worst Rugby Moment: Getting knocked out in the process of doing the above tackle and I can't remember a thing about it!
Rugby ambition	To play at The Stoop, alright, to run around the pitch holding a rugby ball!
Describe yourself	Can be funny, can be moody,
Occupation	Financial Adviser
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Vodka!
Other sports	Horse riding, and trying to go to the gym on a regular basis
Contact (email/tel)	Plg.essex@blueyonder.co.uk

Name	Amanda Harris
Nickname	Manda
Position	Prop
Date of birth	21/07/75
Height	5ft 1"
Weight
Year joined at club	2007
Previous clubs	Al ain Ladies UAE
Best Rugby moment	Rugby 7's in Dubai
Worst Rugby moment
Rugby ambition	To be fit and help everyone be happy.
Describe yourself	Easy going, funny! Talk too much
Occupation	Model Booker
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Vodka Cranberry/Magners
Other sports	Gym, Body Combat.
Contact (email/tel)	Amandaharris11@hotmail.com, 07977334697, 07917653041

Name	Jenny Kenway
Nickname
Position	Prop
Date of birth	25/01/80
Height	5ft 3"
Weight	70kg
Year joined at club	2007
Previous clubs	Canterbury, Thurrock
Best Rugby moment	Scoring my first try
Worst Rugby moment	Realizing I had snogged the ref the week before…
Rugby ambition	Play at Twickenham
Describe yourself	Ditzy….
Occupation	Postie
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Beer
Other sports	Kick Boxing
Contact (email/tel)	jennykenway@hotmail.com, 07977541803

Name	Nicola Lopez
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Position	13
Date of birth	20/01/81
Height	5ft 4"
Weight
Year joined at club	2006
Previous clubs
Best Rugby moment
Worst Rugby moment	Getting Floored by Dave (coach)
Rugby ambition	To beat lots of teams
Describe yourself	Mad cow Disease
Occupation	Am I supposed to work??
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Vodka
Other sports	All
Contact (email/tel)	Nikki_lopez_81@hotmail.com

Name	Becs Mascall
Nickname
Position	Prop
Date of birth	02/11/83
Height	5ft 6"
Weight	Too Much!!
Year joined at club	2006
Previous clubs	Writtle
Best Rugby moment	Winning a 7's tournament
Worst Rugby moment
Rugby ambition	To be the best I can
Describe yourself	Sarcastic, Easy going
Occupation	Florist
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Vodka Coke
Other sports	Watching Cricket, Watching Jonny Wilkinson
Contact (email/tel)	Fly_half_jonny@hotmail.com

Name	Kerrie Moss
Nickname	Mossy
Position	12
Date of birth	17/09/82
Height	5ft 5"
Weight
Year joined at club	2006
Previous clubs	Hertfordshire University, Hertfordshire
Best Rugby moment	Getting named player of the match by UCL
Worst Rugby moment	Puking up Snake Bite
Rugby ambition	To get fit
Describe yourself	Loud and Stupid
Occupation	Teacher
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Malibu and Diet Coke
Other sports	All…I love sport
Contact (email/tel)	Essex_mossy@hotmail.com

Name	Mary Shaw
Nickname
Position	Open side Flanker
Date of birth	19/12/88
Height	5ft 9"
Weight	For me to know and you to wonder!
Year joined at club	2007
Previous clubs
Best Rugby moment	Being helped off the pitch by two blokes
Worst Rugby moment	One of the two blokes was Dave (coach)
Rugby ambition	To play for the first team (hehe)
Describe yourself	Generally quiet but can be quite loud and cheeky :o)
Occupation	Student
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Bulmers
Other sports	Cricket
Contact (email/tel)	Mshaw1988@hotmail.co.uk

Name	Alexandra Nicoll
Nickname
Position	Second Row
Date of birth	19/07/79
Height	6ft 2"
Weight	Heavy!
Year joined at club	2006
Previous clubs
Best Rugby moment	Joining CRFC
Worst Rugby moment
Rugby ambition	For my rugby playing nephews to be proud of me!
Describe yourself	Tall!
Occupation
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Vodka
Other sports	Running and Swimming
Contact (email/tel)	Alex.nicoll@daiwasmbe.co.uk

Name	Briony Podevin
Nickname	Windy Bean (or just Bean)
Position	Somewhere in the backs
Date of birth	09/01/89
Height	5ft 6"
Weight	You don't need to wait, I'm ready now!
Year joined at club	2007
Previous clubs
Best Rugby moment	The first time I set foot on the rugby pitch
Worst Rugby moment	The moment after I set foot on the rugby pitch
Rugby ambition	To actually learn the rules
Describe yourself	Best served hot with tomato sauce
Occupation	Student/Waitress
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Pimms
Other sports	Horse Riding
Contact (email/tel)	Bakedbean01@hotmail.com

Name	Davina Smillie
Nickname	D
Position
Date of birth	01/07/74
Height	5ft 4”
Weight	8.5/9st
Year joined at club	2007
Previous clubs
Best Rugby moment	Jonny Wilkinson’s kick that won England the world cup
Worst Rugby moment	Not seeing if he had a nice arse at the time (joke)
Rugby ambition	To play for the Chelmsford ladies team
Describe yourself	Dedicated when I get my teeth into a project
Occupation	Legal PA
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Pimms with lemonade or Lialousa
Other sports	Aerobics and the Gym
Contact (email/tel)	07791648268

Name	Helene Mays
Nickname	H/Gravy
Position	Scrum Half
Date of birth	31/07/80
Height	148cm
Weight	8st 1
Year joined at club	2006
Previous clubs	Llandaff North (Cardiff) & St Mary’s (Bristol)
Best Rugby moment	Tackling a heffer twice my size (at least)
Worst Rugby moment	Mis-judging my leap of faith (due to excessive alcohol consumption) and landing head-first in a heap on the floor! I didn't feel a thing until the next morning, when I woke up to find the mother of bruises on my forehead!
Rugby ambition	To make Chelmsford ladies the best side in Essex, of course!
Describe yourself	Short
Occupation	Trainee Quantity Surveyor
Favourite alcoholic beverage:	Hoegaarden, vodka, Corona, Amaretto, Bacardi.......
Other sports	I’m a cricket rookie!
Contact (email/tel)	Helene.mays@btinternet.com

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Coaches

	Graham Venn
	Dom Fenton
	Stuart Dagley
	David Clark
	Richard Nicol
	Mike Lewis
	Hans Glover
	Debbie White
	Mike Barnett
	Clare St J Coleman

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